Hey Twilighters,
Yes, the title of this post is true.
There are twilight GOATS out there!!!
I went horse-back riding on a trail today, and when we came back, we saw a goat tied to the fence. We asked the owners what it's name was, and she said it's name was Bella.
Twilight goat-owners!!! Yay!!!
I highly suggest that they rename their billy goat (male) Edward.
Sunday, 28 June 2009
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Camping Trip Highlight
Hey Twilighters,
I forgot to tell you about the highlight of my camping trip!
When we were driving to the Catskill Mountains, we passed someone's front yard, and there was a light blue 1953 Chevrolet Pickup Truck on their grass! And there were flower pots in the back!
I started freaking out, of course, but I wish it had been red...
I forgot to tell you about the highlight of my camping trip!
When we were driving to the Catskill Mountains, we passed someone's front yard, and there was a light blue 1953 Chevrolet Pickup Truck on their grass! And there were flower pots in the back!
I started freaking out, of course, but I wish it had been red...
Okay...?
Hey Twilighters,
I'm going to go all "Lauren's Bite" on this picture and laugh about it.
Okay, I've seen better fan-made posters, and I'm not joking.
Here: http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/new-moon-posters/Andrea-Malisheski.jpg
And here: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2eMGp97xSIzvMYxDZvd5bu2mV-ufJ2c-tGrz2YXj7_nI-njv4V0Qu7eNH-eXHRCuiWUorOvqhRgqnjb0EvMylwSE7h3TcGn_c5znRpxGMtWc5nPQTajmPYLSwGo5rZnAlRbEe0nlK6ALn/s400/good-newmoon-fake-poster.jpg
Good, huh? I like the first one the best.
ANYWAY,
I just have to clarify a few weird things going on in this poster. Lauren's Bite style.
1. What the heck is on Taylor Lautner's arm? Is it a tattoo? Even Bella is staring at it with a look on her face that is like "Eww. Get off of me, Jake! *recoils*" Even if it was a tattoo, Jacob didn't get one in the book. Or maybe...all the werewolves will have some sort of a "tattoo" to show that they are werewolves. To me, it kind of looks like a Cullen Crest. OOOOH!!! Maybe Jacob's gone Team Edward!!!
2. I kind of like the idea that Edward is looking over them, and that his eyes are more golden, but why is he angry? And kind of scary? He wanted Bella to be happy when he was gone, right? And why is he in a moon, of all places? Personally, I think he should have been like a ghost at Bella's side, reaching for her with a sad look on his face... Like the first fan-made poster that I sent you... But I always want him up close in every picture, so that's just my opinion.
3. Who are those people?
4. Why is Taylor Lautner trying to act tough?
5. Why does Bella look like she is cringing awkwardly away from Jacob and pushing him away? Oh wait-- I know.
6. Since when is Taylor Lautner taller than Kristen Stewart?
That's all! I kind of do like the poster though...well, mostly because Edward is in it. And that Bella is cringing away from Jacob. And because she's like "Eww."
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Another Twilight Dream!
Hey Twilighters,
I had yet ANOTHER twilight dream on Sunday night! I must be on a roll!
And this one was even MORE realistic than the last!!!!!!
So, here's how it went....again.......
There was supposed to be this speech organized by some of the Kappa teachers and Polaris teachers in front of some gray church about something about the South Brunswick Public Library. Ms. Johnson, Mr. Marusky, and Ms. Rodriguez from Kappa were there, and Mr. Saldino and Ms. Cabel were there from Polaris.
It was taking ages for the speech to start. Eventually, I got bored of Ms. Rodriguez telling us to wait five minutes every five minutes, so I went to mom, who was standing against the wall of tan bricks lined up against the landscaping. I wanted to go watch a movie...(I think that was what we were going to do...) Ms. Johnson started walking with me...and we talked about something I forget. Just before she went, she confessed that she read my blog and she said "Nice dreams, Kelly." I started laughing and I told my mother that I wanted to go watch a movie. She said yes, since she was bored too, and we went in our black Honda pilot to the movie theater.
As we were driving, I saw a dented, dirty yellow 911 Porsche Turbo with mud sprinkled all over it and missing one wheel stop at a stop sign. I screamed to my mom, "Oh my God!!! That's a 911 Porsche Turbo! Alice's Porsche!"
Then I saw a film crew behind the stop sign with five cameras, with thick black wires tangled around the legs of the camera stands.
Then I saw a line of fold-able chairs against the side of the road.
Then I saw that there were people in the folding chairs.
Then I saw the back of Robert Pattinson's head.
I almost fainted! I screamed again, "MOM!!! OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
I'm not sure if that is what I said...but I probably shrieked something like that at my mom.
She did not stop the car. We drove to the movie theater, and I stared at the back of his chair, hands pressed against the window until it disappeared from my view.
I forgot what we watched, but that was probably because I was not paying attention; I was so anxious to get out. When the movie ended, I ran outside, totally forgetting my mom, and ran at full speed to the place where the Porsche scene was being shot. A group of Twilighters had formed in a circle against the side of the road, and a guard was trying to get them to move out of the way. Robert Pattinson's head turned to help him, and I died...almost literally. When I was in the car, he was wearing his Edward makeup, but now he wasn't. I think he was wearing the same shirt that he wore for the Cannes photo session, but I can't be sure. He looked concerned, and I raised my phone high in the air--despite the guard trying to get me to move to the side-- to take a picture of him. When I was sure I took the picture, I moved the phone back to my face so I could see it, but nothing was there.
I was sad once again, and tried to take another picture, with the same results.
That's it...
I know, my dream was so awesome and realistic. I wish I could have it again! Except... I probably won't have one again for two months now :D
I had yet ANOTHER twilight dream on Sunday night! I must be on a roll!
And this one was even MORE realistic than the last!!!!!!
So, here's how it went....again.......
There was supposed to be this speech organized by some of the Kappa teachers and Polaris teachers in front of some gray church about something about the South Brunswick Public Library. Ms. Johnson, Mr. Marusky, and Ms. Rodriguez from Kappa were there, and Mr. Saldino and Ms. Cabel were there from Polaris.
It was taking ages for the speech to start. Eventually, I got bored of Ms. Rodriguez telling us to wait five minutes every five minutes, so I went to mom, who was standing against the wall of tan bricks lined up against the landscaping. I wanted to go watch a movie...(I think that was what we were going to do...) Ms. Johnson started walking with me...and we talked about something I forget. Just before she went, she confessed that she read my blog and she said "Nice dreams, Kelly." I started laughing and I told my mother that I wanted to go watch a movie. She said yes, since she was bored too, and we went in our black Honda pilot to the movie theater.
As we were driving, I saw a dented, dirty yellow 911 Porsche Turbo with mud sprinkled all over it and missing one wheel stop at a stop sign. I screamed to my mom, "Oh my God!!! That's a 911 Porsche Turbo! Alice's Porsche!"
Then I saw a film crew behind the stop sign with five cameras, with thick black wires tangled around the legs of the camera stands.
Then I saw a line of fold-able chairs against the side of the road.
Then I saw that there were people in the folding chairs.
Then I saw the back of Robert Pattinson's head.
I almost fainted! I screamed again, "MOM!!! OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
I'm not sure if that is what I said...but I probably shrieked something like that at my mom.
She did not stop the car. We drove to the movie theater, and I stared at the back of his chair, hands pressed against the window until it disappeared from my view.
I forgot what we watched, but that was probably because I was not paying attention; I was so anxious to get out. When the movie ended, I ran outside, totally forgetting my mom, and ran at full speed to the place where the Porsche scene was being shot. A group of Twilighters had formed in a circle against the side of the road, and a guard was trying to get them to move out of the way. Robert Pattinson's head turned to help him, and I died...almost literally. When I was in the car, he was wearing his Edward makeup, but now he wasn't. I think he was wearing the same shirt that he wore for the Cannes photo session, but I can't be sure. He looked concerned, and I raised my phone high in the air--despite the guard trying to get me to move to the side-- to take a picture of him. When I was sure I took the picture, I moved the phone back to my face so I could see it, but nothing was there.
I was sad once again, and tried to take another picture, with the same results.
That's it...
I know, my dream was so awesome and realistic. I wish I could have it again! Except... I probably won't have one again for two months now :D
Twilight Dream
Hey Twilighters,
Guess what? After about 2 months I finally had another twilight-related dream. On Saturday night, when we came back from the camping trip, it happened.
Okay, so here's how it went.
I forget everything before the dream, but my mom, dad, brother and I went to see "Dames At Sea," the musical our school was performing. Only, instead of being in our regular school auditorium, we were in a movie theater with a stage at the bottom, and it was dark-- almost like Regal Cinemas. So we sat in the middle of the auditorium, about 10 rows from the front and 10 rows from the back. Robert Pattinson and two bodyguards sat in the last row in the lasts seats in the far right. I couldn't see his face from where I sat, but I could see his hair...
The play was bright and happy, and the girls wore fluffy pink-and-blue dresses; the boys wore sailor outfits. My mom shouted something to Robert about the play, but I forget what she said. I told her not to do that, because we civilized twilighters should leave a good first impression on him, just like Lauren on Lauren's Bite advises us to.
I forget EVERYTHING after that.
But there was more to my dream! Don't exit out yet!
I also forgot the transition between the two different settings, but I remember having dinner with about ten people. There were seven twilighters, including me, sitting on one side of a white picnic table in the school cafeteria. Led Zeppelin (don't ask!), Robert Pattinson and his bodyguard sat at the other end of the table. It took a tremendous amount of effort to not start screaming, or stare at him for a long enough time to make him feel extremely uncomfortable, or ask for an autograph and a picture, but I made it. And by seeing the other six twilighter's lips pressed together firmly and their eyes locked on their Subway sandwiches I guess that they were also tempted.
The meal was fairly silent and long, and after Led and Robert (and his bodyguard) left, I felt extremely disappointed and guilty that I didn't get an autograph. I'm pretty sure that's it.
Weird, as usual, but it was very realistic.
Guess what? After about 2 months I finally had another twilight-related dream. On Saturday night, when we came back from the camping trip, it happened.
Okay, so here's how it went.
I forget everything before the dream, but my mom, dad, brother and I went to see "Dames At Sea," the musical our school was performing. Only, instead of being in our regular school auditorium, we were in a movie theater with a stage at the bottom, and it was dark-- almost like Regal Cinemas. So we sat in the middle of the auditorium, about 10 rows from the front and 10 rows from the back. Robert Pattinson and two bodyguards sat in the last row in the lasts seats in the far right. I couldn't see his face from where I sat, but I could see his hair...
The play was bright and happy, and the girls wore fluffy pink-and-blue dresses; the boys wore sailor outfits. My mom shouted something to Robert about the play, but I forget what she said. I told her not to do that, because we civilized twilighters should leave a good first impression on him, just like Lauren on Lauren's Bite advises us to.
I forget EVERYTHING after that.
But there was more to my dream! Don't exit out yet!
I also forgot the transition between the two different settings, but I remember having dinner with about ten people. There were seven twilighters, including me, sitting on one side of a white picnic table in the school cafeteria. Led Zeppelin (don't ask!), Robert Pattinson and his bodyguard sat at the other end of the table. It took a tremendous amount of effort to not start screaming, or stare at him for a long enough time to make him feel extremely uncomfortable, or ask for an autograph and a picture, but I made it. And by seeing the other six twilighter's lips pressed together firmly and their eyes locked on their Subway sandwiches I guess that they were also tempted.
The meal was fairly silent and long, and after Led and Robert (and his bodyguard) left, I felt extremely disappointed and guilty that I didn't get an autograph. I'm pretty sure that's it.
Weird, as usual, but it was very realistic.
Sunday, 21 June 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY 108th BIRTHDAY, EDWARD!!!!
WE LOVE YOU-- OR BETTER YET, EVERY TWILIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE LOVES YOU!!!!!
ESPECIALLY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, your real birthday was on Saturday, whenmy family and five other families went camping, and I totally forgot. I'm so sorry, :( but we did have cake that day! Just not for the same reason...we were celebrating Father's Day early. But you're a father too, so HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, EDWARD! This morning I remembered, though. And I slapped myself in the face (literally). I'm surprised that Lauren on Lauren's bite hasn't posted about Pocket Edward's birthday yet, but...knowing Lauren, she's probably still taking pictures of his party.
I baked you a cake! Devil's Food mix, which was the perfect choice. I attached a picture of it-- since you obviously can't read my terrible icing skills, it says "108."
Those 10 minutes were so ironic. First of all, the song "Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney came on as soon as I started mixing the batter, and I almost dropped it on myself when I listened to the song. Here are the lyrics:
"I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
I know that you are something special
To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Your beautiful soul, yeah
You might need time to think it over
But im just fine moving forward
I'll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry c`mon lets try
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don't wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just wanna know if you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You beautiful soul, yeah."
So, yeah. It was freaky. And the rest of the songs that played on Magic 98.3 were ALL love songs. Even though it was Father's Day, and the songs were played for a reason, I still think someone on the set was a twilighter.
And I bet you didn't know that yesterday was also Robert Pattinson Day! Happy belated Robert Pattinson Day!
That was my beautiful cake, which was actually kind of good:
WE LOVE YOU-- OR BETTER YET, EVERY TWILIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE LOVES YOU!!!!!
ESPECIALLY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, your real birthday was on Saturday, whenmy family and five other families went camping, and I totally forgot. I'm so sorry, :( but we did have cake that day! Just not for the same reason...we were celebrating Father's Day early. But you're a father too, so HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, EDWARD! This morning I remembered, though. And I slapped myself in the face (literally). I'm surprised that Lauren on Lauren's bite hasn't posted about Pocket Edward's birthday yet, but...knowing Lauren, she's probably still taking pictures of his party.
I baked you a cake! Devil's Food mix, which was the perfect choice. I attached a picture of it-- since you obviously can't read my terrible icing skills, it says "108."
Those 10 minutes were so ironic. First of all, the song "Beautiful Soul" by Jesse McCartney came on as soon as I started mixing the batter, and I almost dropped it on myself when I listened to the song. Here are the lyrics:
"I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
I know that you are something special
To you I'd be always faithful
I want to be what you always needed
Then I hope you'll see the heart in me
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Your beautiful soul, yeah
You might need time to think it over
But im just fine moving forward
I'll ease your mind
If you give me the chance
I will never make you cry c`mon lets try
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Am I crazy for wanting you
Baby do you think you could want me too
I don't wanna waste your time
Do you see things the way I do
I just wanna know if you feel it too
There is nothing left to hide
I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I wont let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You beautiful soul, yeah."
So, yeah. It was freaky. And the rest of the songs that played on Magic 98.3 were ALL love songs. Even though it was Father's Day, and the songs were played for a reason, I still think someone on the set was a twilighter.
And I bet you didn't know that yesterday was also Robert Pattinson Day! Happy belated Robert Pattinson Day!
That was my beautiful cake, which was actually kind of good:
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