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Hey Twilighters,

I'm going to go all "Lauren's Bite" on this picture and laugh about it.

Okay, I've seen better fan-made posters, and I'm not joking.

Here: http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/new-moon-posters/Andrea-Malisheski.jpg

And here: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2eMGp97xSIzvMYxDZvd5bu2mV-ufJ2c-tGrz2YXj7_nI-njv4V0Qu7eNH-eXHRCuiWUorOvqhRgqnjb0EvMylwSE7h3TcGn_c5znRpxGMtWc5nPQTajmPYLSwGo5rZnAlRbEe0nlK6ALn/s400/good-newmoon-fake-poster.jpg

Good, huh? I like the first one the best.

ANYWAY,

I just have to clarify a few weird things going on in this poster. Lauren's Bite style.

1. What the heck is on Taylor Lautner's arm? Is it a tattoo? Even Bella is staring at it with a look on her face that is like "Eww. Get off of me, Jake! *recoils*" Even if it was a tattoo, Jacob didn't get one in the book. Or maybe...all the werewolves will have some sort of a "tattoo" to show that they are werewolves. To me, it kind of looks like a Cullen Crest. OOOOH!!! Maybe Jacob's gone Team Edward!!!
2. I kind of like the idea that Edward is looking over them, and that his eyes are more golden, but why is he angry? And kind of scary? He wanted Bella to be happy when he was gone, right? And why is he in a moon, of all places? Personally, I think he should have been like a ghost at Bella's side, reaching for her with a sad look on his face... Like the first fan-made poster that I sent you... But I always want him up close in every picture, so that's just my opinion.
3. Who are those people?
4. Why is Taylor Lautner trying to act tough?
5. Why does Bella look like she is cringing awkwardly away from Jacob and pushing him away? Oh wait-- I know.
6. Since when is Taylor Lautner taller than Kristen Stewart?

That's all! I kind of do like the poster though...well, mostly because Edward is in it. And that Bella is cringing away from Jacob. And because she's like "Eww."