Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Anonymous Comments *coughrebeccajackiecough*

Hey Twilighters, or rather, commenters, since some of you are not twilight fans...

I can't imagine why I'm saying this, especially on my blog, but, you know, whatever.

For over a year, all of the comments on my blog have been supportive and friendly, and I'm sure that I've also returned the same to my other blogging friends:
I have commented on other blogs with a profile, a very good background history on who they are, what they are blogging about, and with a LOT of respect.
Therefore, I am not accepting anonymous comments anymore; if you want to comment, you will have to name yourself (or at least give ahint as to who you are), or use your Google account username.
Furthermore, you MUST be a Twilight fan who is either hardcore Team Edward, or a respectable, nice, tolerant Team Jacob fan. :D
And, please, keep the comments nice-- if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all; treat others the way you want to be treated. And sarcasm doesn't count. You know who you are, and so do I.
I'm sorry if I make it hard for you to comment politely, since I sound absolutely bonkers at times, but I CAN'T HELP IT! I AM A CONSERVATIVE TWILIGHT FAN WHO RELEASES ALL HER INNER FANGIRL-NESS ON THIS BLOG! I AM SORRY FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED A FANGIRL MOMENT OUTSIDE OF THIS BLOG!
So if I see anymore anonymous or rude comments after this post, I will delete them as soon as I see them, WITHOUT READING THEM. Then, I will get Tyler Crowley to run you over with his van, and I will tell Edward to break your jaw. Finally, I will have an involuntary muscle spasm that will coincidentally hit you in the face.

So... er... that is all. Have a nice day.

PEACE. LOVE. TWILIGHT.
-Mrs. Cullen

1 comment:

  1. that's wonderful kelly...i guess...i don't know...
    what should be the appropriate reaction??

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