Winner! *ding ding ding*

Hey Twilighters,

I had the freakin' WEIRDEST twilight dream ever last night. It just extends a light year beyond the borders of sanity. You'll know what I mean towards the end of this post.

(Oh, and happy belated 23rd human birthday, Bella Cullen! X( I'm a bad twilighter for not posting about that!)

THE DREAM:

I won passes to the Breaking Dawn set (the auction, remember? Apparently, I won without paying anything! The power of my devotion to twilight is priceless XD) and was given a free camera. I was able to take as many pictures/videos as I liked (though I mostly took videos during the dream). We went to a dull-looking white building, and the interior was all white and gray. Two floors of white walls, white tiles, and a black banister that looked down upon the first floor. Maybe they were replacing all the furniture and people with CGI, so he was shooting everything seperately-- I didn't know. Everything was white, not a green screen, however.

Now, the interesting stuff. I saw Rob in his Edward makeup on the first floor, but his makeup was done like he was plucked right from the Volterra scenes in New Moon to this building. Weird, because they were shooting Breaking Dawn Part I. Oh, and instead of spray-painted abs, they were drawn on him with a thick black marker o.O. Sorry, no pictures for that. There was only the crew in front of him, and he was kneeling on the [white] tiled floor either rehearsing his lines, or shooting the scene-- I couldn't tell because I couldn't hear him well. I was videotaping him from the second floor banister, remember? :D

The strangest part was, that, I didn't feel any fangirliness or any excitement in his presence. I guess... I knew that I was only dreaming... After all, I would surely faint (or die) if I saw him, but in my dream, there was nothing but recognition and interest. And then he stood up and walked forward (he might be walking down a hall when they edited the shot with CGI, but it's only a dream, so who cares?)

As usual, I don't remember the shift between settings.

The next scene he was shooting was in an empty office. A lawyer's office? J. Jenks, perhaps? :D Anyway, Robward sits down at the desk and yells at the empty lawyer's/illegal documents forger's chair. (?!) I... forgot what he says. He argues with "Mr. Jenks" and then the most wackadoodle thing happened in my dream.

Get ready...












HE EXPLODED INTO A PURPLE 2-D HIPPO. (exactly like the picture link, only really angry at his lawyer/illegal documents forger.
Compose yourself.
Okay.
Moving on.
So, when I saw this, I completely freaked out and started laughing (the hippo didn't stop, it just kept arguing). And then... I forget the rest of my dream.

And there you have it. The craziest, most traumatic twilight dream I've ever had.

Two lessons/random things learned:
-From now on, I will always associate Robward with purple hippos.
-I still have the video of it in my dream, so I can always replay it when I'm asleep! Woot woot!

-Mrs. Cullen